…but I also can’t wait until I’m old enough to say, “Fuck shirts. I’ll just zip up this windbreaker halfway instead,” and then head out into public.
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I just saw Lee Fields. The concert was great, but it was just as entertaining to watch these three women dance. Their dancing, I feel, can only be describe as someone trying wholeheartedly to follow along with a Richard Simmons workout video, but struggling with the fact that they keep turning into a chicken.
I dropped out of college 6 years ago with a 1.8 GPA. I returned to college this spring and just finished the semester with a 4.0. I done learned good.
In just a few days, all of the articles I have seen about the attempted bridge bombing in Cleveland, OH have gone from referring to the suspects as “five anarchists”, to “five anarchist Occupy members” and now to simply “five Occupy Cleveland members”. For anyone who doesn’t know much about the incident, but begins hearing all of the connections to the Occupy movement, I want to make sure that you know that those 5 people had nothing to do with the movement. They attended some of the rallies, but they acted on their own. I know many of you are Christian, so think of this: If a person attends church, that does not make them a Christian if they do not believe in the faith and they do not follow the guidelines of that faith. In that same way, these 5 were not Occupy members. Please keep this in mind and correct others when you hear them connected to help spread the word. I would hate to see such a strong movement take a negative impact over the stupidity of just a few.
You can take your grandparents out to lunch,
but with one punch
we can knock your grandparents out.
It’s a serious matter.
They got weak bladders.
Their bones are weak,
so they easily shatter.
We are the masters,
the old folk smashers,
the old folk smashers.
This. Several teachers immediately come to mind. They would annoy me beyond belief.